もし、街中で藤井風さんにばったり出くわしたら？
私の狭い行動範囲では100％ありえない話だから妄想するんだけど、そのひとつはこんな具合。
車で移動中、猫か何かの動物が車の前に飛び出し急ブレーキを踏んだ。同じく急ブレーキを踏んで微妙に接触した後続車のドライバーが下りてきて、運転席の硬直した私に話しかける。それが藤井風さんだった。
「大丈夫っすか？」
説明しようと相手の顔を見た途端、気を失いかける私。
「ネ、ネコが・・・・・」
と、前輪を確認しようとふらつきながら車を降りる私を風さんは支えてくれて、
「何や小せえ動物やこう横切って向こうっかに消えてくんが見えたけん、轢いちゃあおらんじゃったんやねえかな？」と優しく教えてくれる。
私、気を失ったふり。（一生やってろ）
What if I bumped into Fujii Kaze in the street?
It's a 100% impossible scenario in my limited range of activities, so I fantasize about it, and one scenario goes like this:
I was driving and a cat or some other animal jumped out in front of my car and slammed on the brakes. The driver of a following car, which also slammed on the brakes and narrowly collided with me, got out and spoke to me, frozen in the driver's seat. It was Fujii Kaze.
"Are you okay?"
As soon as I looked at his face to explain, I nearly fainted.
"It was a cat..."
KAZE supported me as I staggered out of the car to check the front wheel, and
"I saw a tiny animal crossing the street and disappearing in the distance, so maybe you didn't hit it?" he gently explained.
I pretended to faint. (Keep doing that forever.)
