私の狭い行動範囲では100％ありえない話だからこそ、もし藤井風さんに出くわしたら、という幸せな妄想を綴る第３弾。
いつものようにスーパーで買い物してセルフレジで会計していると、隣のレジのお客さんが声をかけてきた。
「すんません、これなー、わからん、どこにおる？ブッコロリィ。」
見ると、左手にブロッコリーを持ったまま画面に顔を寄せる風さんがいた。
バーコードのない野菜を計上するために画面上の画像リストから選ぼうとしていたのだ。
平静を装い、同じ画面をのぞき込もうとすると、顔が近い！
風さんは真剣に画面を見てるので私の方を見てはいないが、私は頬を寄せていくわけで。
自分を落ち着かせるために、私は言う、
「ブッコロリーじゃなくてブロッコリーね、」と。
時よ、止まれ。
Because this is 100% impossible in my limited range of activities, this is the third installment of my happy fantasy of what it would be like if I bumped into Fujii Kaze.
I was shopping at the supermarket as usual and paying at the self-checkout when a customer at the register next to me called out to me.
"Excuse me, this is it. I don't know where it is? Buccololly."
I looked over and saw KAZE leaning in close to the screen, holding broccoli in his left hand.
He was trying to select from the image list on the screen to count vegetables that didn't have barcodes.
I tried to act calm and peer at the same screen, but our faces were so close!
KAZE was intently staring at the screen, so he didn't look at me, but I ended up leaning my cheek against his.
To calm myself down, I told him,
"You mean broccoli, not buccololly."
Stop time.
